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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7671 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!