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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7344 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!