HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Magic Items Found:	3376	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7301	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Star Shards Collected:	226	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9466
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Potions Brewed:	70	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Items Found:	3475
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

BLOW, Blow your load, Climax, erotic fantasy, erotic pleasure, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, Exs, forbidden desire, intimate moment, LOAD, lustful longing, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, passionate encounter, secret affair, seductive temptation, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, sexual tension, steamy rendezvous, tribbing, welcome, what would you do

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”