so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Players Killed by Monsters: 9624 Buildings Constructed: 11
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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