so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Crops Grown: 3545
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY