so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Love Letters Sent: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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