HolyCraft Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Enchantments Applied:	80	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8521	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	241

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	4397
Potions Brewed:	56	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2118	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	613
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5