Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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