Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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