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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8492 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.
we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.
plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.
