HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mines Excavated:	3726
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	3380	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ores Mined:	4542	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9545	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	9450
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mines Excavated:	1353
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	364658	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	9271	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2929	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.