HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9039
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	3499	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	2045
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4628	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mines Excavated:	3956	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	3168	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.