HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2411	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crops Grown:	1442
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	4917
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7006
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Towns Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.