HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	2152	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3704	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.