HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	947	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	3569	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	83
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	282
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	145
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Farms Harvested:	579
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!