Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4527	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1358	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	58
Enchantments Applied:	278	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5550	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5216	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	106	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	146
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.