Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	2597	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.