Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Magic Items Found: 7677 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Potions Brewed: 26 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Items Found: 5765
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Animals Bred: 130 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6003 Dragon Eggs Found: 7692
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Villages Defended: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ores Mined: 918
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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