Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	286
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Magic Items Found:	6232
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6669	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ores Mined:	1783	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	8759
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ores Mined:	7926	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Enchantments Applied:	289	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	3703	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	9569
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.