Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5020	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	571314	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9918	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4427	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Emeralds Found:	1792	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Buildings Constructed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!