Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	384	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	110	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5354
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3582	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	995	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	833
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8068	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Potions Brewed:	101	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Passages Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Items Found:	1305	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	72650	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	511
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.