Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Buildings Constructed:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Items Found:	8623
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	291	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4664	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	5724	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	216	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Alien Abductions:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5436
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3555
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2587	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	904
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6520
New Chunks Explored:	575760	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.