Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	8356
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3534	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Farms Harvested:	885	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	989	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.