Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7435	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9410	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	768538	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	124	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Items Found:	1310
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.