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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	8288	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2131	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Farms Harvested:	247
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.