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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2233	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	145
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!