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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	1034
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6622	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ores Mined:	4198	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	946701

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	2218	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6173
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.