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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	261
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mines Excavated:	4788
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8777	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8318
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Animals Bred:	80
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	76	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!