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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Items Found:	4133
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	8237

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Emeralds Found:	4877	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	5322	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	522
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!