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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	647
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	74
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9016	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!