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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
New Chunks Explored:	461018	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	76	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.