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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Animals Bred:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	965
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Animals Bred:	157	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	253
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	1016	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Farms Harvested:	980	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1438	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.