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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
New Chunks Explored:	672521	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Alien Abductions:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2412	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	121
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	3074
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.