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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Items Found:	6416
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	853566	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6072	Players Killed by Monsters:	3647

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	672	Zombie Dances:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	285	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Farms Harvested:	324	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	4601	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9573
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!