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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5533	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Animals Bred:	168

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Potions Brewed:	139	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1840	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6351
Buildings Constructed:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Farms Harvested:	123	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Meteorites Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.