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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4500

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2422

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	184116	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Magic Items Found:	3980	New Chunks Explored:	435645
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.