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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nomercymc

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	133072
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	708
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	5692	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1696	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	1983	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4607	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Farms Harvested:	514	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.