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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	221	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchantments Applied:	155
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Emeralds Found:	7966
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	198	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	160

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Potions Brewed:	84	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5488
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	99
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	3805
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	6726
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Villages Defended:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.