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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Potions Brewed:	156
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	910	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	1976	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Emeralds Found:	4175	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.