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Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby feeding, baby sleep, breastfeeding challenges, emergency feeding, extended breastfeeding, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, feeding preferences, feeding schedule, formula feeding, FormulaCraft, giving formula, infant care, infant hunger, infant nutrition, infant soothing, Minecraft, Niece, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MakeupMayhemCraft

Bridesmaid, daily makeup, Essence, eyeshadow, friendship, makeup artist, Makeup Bag, makeup collection, makeup cost, makeup formulas, MakeupMayhemCraft, matte face, neutral lipstick, New makeup, nyx, old makeup, professional makeup, Sephora, shiny lid, Venmo request, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

addiction, Boundaries, codependency, Enabling, enabling behavior, enabling behavior consequences, enabling behavior patterns, enabling behavior recovery, enabling behavior signs, enabling family members, enabling friends, enabling loved ones, enabling vs supporting, EnablingEnderman, healthy boundaries, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, smp, Support, tough love

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mines Excavated:	3731
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HateTrendCraft

ANNOYING, controversial, culture, DISLIKES, fads, fashion, HateTrendCraft, internet, Mainstream, Opinions, Overrated, Pet Peeves, pop culture, Popular, social media, trends, trends I dislike, trends I hate, unpopular opinions, viral

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WeCanGoMining

action, Adventure, battle, Battles, Box, Community, competitive, Creative, Custom Gear, Exploration, Factions, Fast-paced, Fun, Gear, INTENSE, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VerifiedPlus

crystal pvp, fighters, og, PvP, smp pvp, Survival, Survival Smp, Vanilla, VerifiedPlus

Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Adventure, club, commands, CREEPERS, Hard Survival Areas, Join, Keep Inventory, Land Claims, LGBTQ, No Grief, no pay to win, nodrama, Nostalgia, Oculus, Personal, Player-Managed Economy, Playtime ranks, PvE, quality of life, railways, Respect, Space, subways, update, Utilities, Vanilla, Vivecraft, vr

Minecraft Server Overview

Platform	Server Address	Port
Java (PC/MAC/Linux)	mc.peacefulvanilla.club	None
Bedrock (PE/Console)	bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club	19132

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I connect to the server?

For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

Are there map resets on the server?

Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

How can I protect my territory on the server?

You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

Is there an in-game economy on the server?

Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

Are there playtime ranks on the server?

Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4210
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, early access, FANTASY, full release, Gaming, general, Korean, Liberty, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, October, Official Website, ONLINE, PvP, release date, role playing, September, Server, Throne, Upcoming

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	1255	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InstaBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, controlling behavior, double standards, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, Insecurity, InstaBlock, instagram, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, possessiveness, relationship, Self-expression, Server, social media, toxic relationship, trust issues, Ultimatum

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBridezilla

big day, BlockyBridezilla, body shaming, crossed a line, decent paying job, family gathering, fashion, Honesty, hurt feelings, laid back, makeup, Petty, rocky relationship, School, selfish, sisterly gesture, size 2, snarky comment, wedding costs, wedding dress, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5974	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	573	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

“Youth, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, ChildhoodNostalgiaMC, Experience, growth, Innocence, introspection, learning, Memories, Nostalgia, past, perspective, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, smp, time travel, Wishful thinking, wistful

Are you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCash30K

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can turn that 30,000 dollars into virtual diamonds and emeralds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual empire and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history – or blow yourself up trying. The choice is yours!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	2087
Alien Abductions:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4