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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5775 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 2940 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4912 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!