/HiRyS/ Minecraft SMP Land

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, channel, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, IRyS Status, IRySSA, Jet tag, Karaoke, Land, MerchRyS, Milestones, Minecraft, Mouthwashing, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Mini series, Quarter Bravery, SCs, SmolRyS plushie rerun, smp, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Votes:	5702	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous. From plushies to clear folders, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our 2024 Valentines merch – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! We have mini series that will have you on the edge of your seat, and voicepacks that will make you feel like a superstar. And if that’s not enough, we even have a jet tag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1472
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5909	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	3005

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	257
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Mines Excavated:	4341	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ores Mined:	7852
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!