Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Villages Defended: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Buildings Constructed: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Mines Excavated: 1006
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Magic Items Found: 2698 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Potions Brewed: 88
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ores Mined: 6079 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ores Mined: 740
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/brickwork/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Enchantments Applied: 188 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5352

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 602
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Enchantments Applied: 113

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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