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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9981 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
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We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.
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So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!