Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
Potions Brewed: 102 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Runes Activated: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 285 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ores Mined: 9878 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 117 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 232
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Crops Grown: 9757
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 338650 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magic Items Found: 3731
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 471709 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DragonCraft Minecraft Server

    DragonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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