Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6659
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	535

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Animals Bred:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	51
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Animals Bred:	33
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5661	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4303
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	2967	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!