Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	70	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crops Grown:	8774
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	4151
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7024

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4140
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	7839	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.