Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ores Mined:	7942
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3114
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	6302
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	6782	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1891	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	993	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	236	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1783	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9792	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.