Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	753
Villages Defended:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1444
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Star Shards Collected:	99	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	7460	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3073	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Emeralds Found:	611
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	84	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4810
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9773

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.