Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchantments Applied:	289	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	3394
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5608	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6792

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2354	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	7224	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3537	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	2006
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.